Letter To Bill Gates

Letter from Mr Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer.


Dear Mr Gates,

We  have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you
to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. We request you to change that to
'Sit', so that we can use the computer while sitting.

3. Why is there no 're-scooter' available in the system? I find only
're-cycle', but I only own a scooter.


4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried to trace the key with this ' find' button, but were
unable to do so. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word': now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
Sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought a CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which
shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not
even
a single photo of mine. When will you add my photo?

8. There is 'Microsoft Office' ..... what about 'Microsoft Home', since I
use the PC only at home.

9. You've provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

10. You've provide 'My Network Places'. For God's sake please do not
provide
'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my
office hours.

Regards,

Banta

PS: Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how come your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?