Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Learning Economics Of Different Countries


TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN  ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one to overcome debts.
You worship the other.
 
PAKISTAN  ECONOMICS
You don’t have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

AMERICAN  ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

BRITISH  ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
reporting the actual numbers.

MIDDLE & FAR EAST ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You give permission to US & British to make military bases & protect the cows.
They kill & eat the cows & return only the bones, saying it was a
mistake & promise to give two F16 fighter jets in return!

SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You exchange them for two Bulls.
You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition!
and they eat the country instead of eating grass.. !!


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